Denied

Lately I have been feeling a bit stir crazy. Now that Aaron is no longer self-employed, neither am I. When we had our own fence company Aaron would constantly have me running errands, making phone calls, looking things up on the internet, doing paper work, running materials and tools out to his jobs and cleaning his office and bathrooms. Of course I also spent a lot of time just hanging out at the shop admiring his "hard workin' man" skills and lending him my oh-so-valuable moral support. Of course all of this has come to an end and I am finding myself with more time on my hands than I am really comfortable with. A woman can only browse at Target so many times and remain fulfilled. I began wracking my brain to come up with a job I could get that wouldn't cut into my time with my kids. I could only come up with one idea: a school lunch lady. Within days of coming up with the idea I looked in the paper and discovered our school district was indeed hiring lunch ladies! I rushed right out and filled out a job application for the first time in thirteen years. I eagerly waited to hear back from them, sure that I would be given the position. A couple days ago the letter finally arrived. It politely thank me for applying for the position but unfortunately I am underqualified. How can I possibly be underqualified??? I slop food on plates and clean tables every day! Oh well, I didn't really want to be a lunch lady anyway. Besides, I would look terrible in a hair net.